The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil Post-Shower Self Love Ritual: A Two-Hour Journey of Self Exploration via Skin Perfection One Shower At A Time feat Jade Ann Byrne.
In the hustle and bustle of everyday life, it’s essential to carve out time for self-care—a ritual that not only nourishes the body but also soothes the soul. My post-shower routine is a deeply personal ceremony, one that I perform with the utmost care and attention to detail. It’s an intimate experience, and today, I’m sharing every step with you in the hopes that you, too, can indulge in the luxury of self-love.
Step One: Face and Two Hands – The Mask of Beauty
Before you ever reach for your Tweezerman Rose Gold Petite Point and Slant Tweezer Set with Travel Case, I begin my ritual by applying a generous layer of The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil to my goofy face and man hands. These areas are often exposed to the harsh California elements and deserve special attention. Plus they’re my money makers. I start by massaging The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil into my thirsty supple smooth skin, focusing on my giant forehead, puffy cheeks, and hairy chin chin, ensuring that every inch is covered. I pay particular attention to my pole gripping hands, massaging The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil into my fingers, cuticles, and palms. This is more than just skincare—it’s a moment to pause, breathe, and connect with myself.
Step Two: My Neck My Back & Breasts – Nurturing the Delicate Zones
Moving down, I work The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil into my neck and breasts. The skin here is delicate and prone to dryness, so I take my time, using gentle, upward strokes to encourage circulation and maintain elasticity. I also take this opportunity to check for any lumps or bumps—a crucial part of my self-care routine.
Step Three: Belly Button, Midriff, and Hips – Center of the Body Show
Next, I apply The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil to my belly button, midriff, and hips. I use Q-tips Cotton Swabs generously saturated in The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil around and into “The Navel” (clinically known as the umbilicus; pl.: umbilici or umbilicuses; commonly known as the belly button or tummy button). These areas often go unnoticed by many but treasured by others, but they are essential in maintaining overall skin health. circular motions to workThe Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil into my pale skin, ensuring that it absorbs fully. This step is also a great time to check for any changes in your skin—anything from new moles to dry patches.
Step Four: My Thighs, Buttocks, Knees, and Calves – Strength in Smoothness
Continuing going down, blending The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil while I focus on my thighs, buttocks, knees, and calves. I use firm, upward strokes on my thighs and buttocks to promote circulation and reduce the appearance of cellulite. For my knees and calves, I use a lighter touch, ensuring that the skin is hydrated but not greasy.
Step Five: eGirl Genitalia – The Intimate Care
Taking care of your genital area is crucial as a human; eGirl or not, and I apply The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil here with the utmost care. I use a light touch, ensuring that the skin is hydrated and protected. This is also an excellent time to check for any irregularities—self-examination is a key part of this ritual. Make sure every house is working.
Step Six: Feet – The Foundation of Movement
Finally, I reach my feet, where I apply The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil from my toes to my arch and heel. I spend extra time here, as the skin on our feet often endures a lot of wear and tear. I massage The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil in, paying special attention to any rough patches, ensuring that my feet are as smooth and hydrated as the rest of my body.
Step Seven: The Hyaluronic Acid Boost
Once The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil is fully absorbed, I follow up with The ‘Ordinary’ Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 Hydration Support Formula, applying it generously to my eyelids, eye bags, T-zone, lips, chin, cheeks, ears, neck, nose, fingertips, cuticles, palms, wrists, nipples, genitalia, and toes. I rub it in well, allowing the acid to penetrate deeply and hydrate my skin from within. This is my secret weapon against dryness and fine lines—a must-have in any skincare routine.
Step Eight: Let Yourself Cook – The Garden Stroll or Hallway
After applying The ‘Ordinary’ Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 Hydration Support Formula, I will use The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1% on any angry red spots, dots, or irritations on my skin. I take a moment to let it all soak in. i Slip on my purple DNR hospital ward icon, American made (in Ohio!), Badge of Honor Earned, Not Bought (but UwU can!) Pillow Paws® Risk Alert® Terries™ Slipper Socks and ponder, this is a time for relaxation, —lounging by the pool in the nude, letting the sun gently warm my skin, or taking a naked stroll through my garden. This part of the ritual is as much about mental relaxation as it is about skincare. I let myself “cook,” giving the products time to work their magic.
Step Nine: The Creamy Finish
Once my skin has absorbed all The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil and The ‘Ordinary’ Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 Hydration Support Formula & The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%; I follow up with a rich body cream. My favorites include CeraVe Moisturizing Cream | Body and Face Moisturizer for Dry Skin | Body Cream with Hyaluronic Acid and Ceramides, SEPHORA COLLECTION All Day Body Hydrator with Shea Butter , or Dior J’adore Crema Corporal or DIOR Miss Dior Body Cream Pour De Corps, depending on my mood or event. I work the cream deep into my skin, ensuring that every part of my body is hydrated and smooth. The cream seals in all the moisture, leaving my skin feeling luxurious and soft to the touch. Each with their unique signature waft of scent.
Step Ten: Hydration and Self-Love
Throughout this entire process, I make sure to stay hydrated. I keep a chilled HYDRO FLASK Wide Mouth vacuum insulated stainless steel water bottle with leakproof closeable straw lid for cold water filled with Sparkletts or Arrowhead water by my side, slowly sipping it as I go. I also indulge in an Airborne 1000mg Chewable Tablets with Zinc, Immune Support Supplement with Powerful Antioxidants Vitamins A C & E – 200 Tablets, Citrus Flavor, savoring it slowly, resisting the urge to bite it into pieces. This is a moment of self-love—taking care of my body from the inside out.
Step Eleven: The Shower – Cleanse and Prep
Before I even begin this ritual, my shower is a crucial step. I exfoliate with a Onyx Professional 2 in 1 Pumice Stone, 100% Siliglass Callus Remover, well lubricated with using either CeraVe Foaming Facial Cleanser Daily Face Wash for Oily Skin Hyaluronic Acid + Ceramides + Niacinamide Fragrance Free & Paraben Free Non-Drying Oil Control Face Wash or Cetaphil Face Wash, Daily Facial Cleanser for Sensitive, Combination to Oily Skin, Gentle Foaming, Soap Free, Hypoallergenic face wash or even both for my entire body.
For my hair, I use TRESemmé Flawless Curls Shampoo and Conditioner Set, Curly Hair Products with ensuring that my curls are clean and hydrated. I also use Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy Sleep Lavender Vanilla Body Wash for a light floral scent. The shower preps my skin, leaving it clean and ready to absorb all the goodness that follows.
Step Twelve: Recap The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil Application – A Lasting Glow
After the shower, I immediately apply The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil, while my skin is still damp. This step locks in the moisture, giving me a lasting glow that stays with me throughout the day. I turn off the water and begin the ritual that I’ve just described, making sure to cover every inch of my body with care and attention. If I don’t have time for anything g but that the next step is straight into a set of Victoria’s Secret Women’s Very Sexy Bombshell 32A – Adds-2-Cups Push Up Shine Strap Bra, Victoria’s Secret Women’s Very Sexy Shine Strap Garterbelts Underwear XS, and a Victoria’s Secret Women’s Very Sexy Shine Strap Thong Underwear for me to wear and one Victoria’s Secret Women’s Very Sexy Shine Strap Thong Underwear. I toss my grippy socks into a corner and slide into my Birkenstock Women’s Soft Footbed Arizona with Wool Shearling
Conclusion: A Ritual of Self-Care and Love
This two-hour ritual with The Ultimate French La Tourangelle’s California Grown Sweet Almond Oil Made in California Almond Oil is not just about maintaining beautiful skin—it’s about taking the time to care for myself in a way that few others do. It’s a moment of indulgence, a pause in the day where I can focus solely on myself. The result is not just skin that looks and feels amazing, but also a deep sense of well-being that carries me through the day and party of the nutty flavour I have.
If you’re looking for a way to elevate your skincare routine, I invite you to try this ritual and invite a little bit of California into your bathroom, spa, or salon. Take your time, savor each step, and remember that this is more than just skincare—it’s a celebration of your living flesh. Have a sunny & warm California day!
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With all my love.
Jade Ann Byrne
